Anyway, I'm growing fast, and probably fat. Life has been good, except I have to add that I finally understand why I have been heading to my little potty so often. MY STUPID OWNERS HAVE BEEN FEEDING ME EXPIRED MILK! And silly me for thinking it was some new flavour, when it's actually milk gone really bad! They tried to redeem themselves by buying beef treats for me, so I guess it's fair.
Alright since it's been a while, I have all the right to be narcissistic!
I am absolutely in love with the outside world. I am just waiting for the right moment to like somehow jump out. I need a plan. Any help, anyone?
By the way, any help will be left confidential, so don't worry. You will not be harmed by helping me.
If you would like to help me, send me an email (wait, I have yet to set up one). I think you can just leave a comment here. I will be waiting!
Love,
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Plan A: Next time I come see you, sleep within 5 minutes. That way, I can pretend I hate you because I am so boring you fell asleep on me. Also, your owners will think you're asleep hence, not prancing around the house. Following the deceptive perception, I will put you in my unusually large bag and bring you out!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Do not put a hold in my bag because they will see you!
get ur owners to take you out! then u have a chance! they refused to bring u out to 2 of their friends' parties already! come onnn, show them that u're a grown up and that u wont run away! that might work. hahhaa.
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